You've recently received word that your great-uncle Steve has passed. You never knew the man, but you recall your father telling you that he was a bit of a nut-case. For some reason, he left his fairly sizable estate to you. You have elected for all of his assets to be liquidated, and for the proceeds to be directly deposited into your bank account. All this will require one more week to accomplish. You currently live in a remarkably insecure home. Your front door doesn't lock, and all of your window locks and latches are broken. That's not typically a problem, but now (and especially after that female reporter for the Daily Caller came and interviewed you) you have a lot of women who are coming for you. Make it through the week and you'll be able to run away to a more secure home. Get taken by a predatory woman, and you'll be enslaved by your cock and made to serve your new mistress to her heart's content.

As you sit in an armchair in your living room, considering this information, the doorbell rings.