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As the future ruler of the world it behooves me, John Doe, to write these memoirs of my inevitable rise to power so that those who follow might know the unsurpassed genius of your benevolent lord and master. I therefore begin these notes on the eve of my first test of the device that will help me to achieve my ultimate goal of global domination.

Soon my imbecilic fellow students who mocked and belittled me, the small minded teachers who judged my work by their own feeble intellectual standards and who brought me down with their petty jealousies, the girls who laughed at me for speaking to them because I was not physically superior, all those who have made me feel inferior because I did not meet their idiotic standards. All will pay and will learn to fear and respect me! Respect the power of a man who can ...