After the events of Xatsey Powder, River desperately seeks a way to regain control both over his marriage and his reputation as King of Mewni. As any solution matters, he visits an old friend, who makes him an offer for an item, that both made his life heaven and hell at the same time.

Commissioned story originally made for ddknight.

Chapter One & Two edited by Bubba1113

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