Hi, my name is John and I want to tell you something about my family!

See, my father's real name is Djinn Solsazar and he's a warlock from another dimension who broke into our dimension by accident. Popping into our world during the first day of Woodstock 94. That's where he met mom, Lynn Wheaton a fresh face cheerleader from Upper New York,who according to her was standing alone listening to the band on stage when she looked around and locked eyes with her soulmate. Six month later they're married,one year to the day I'm born into the world, two years after that my triplet sisters Tori, Lori and Cori were born!