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My Life My Swagg

I Fuck... I Pimp...I Fuck Some More... My Life My Swagg

Your Bitch Is My Bitch... My Life My Swagg

You Come In My House... You're Gettin Fucked... My Life My Swagg

Bow Down And Accept My Cock As Your Lord And Saviour... My Life My Swagg

Looking in the mirror, checking out my new cock ring. It's big, it's cool... It's $250,000. Yep, gold plated, diamond studded. God, my cock is beautiful. Fourteen inches long and as wide as your bitch's forearm. It's big dick, smooth, veined, perfectly shaped perfection.

Got my $200,000 mink on. It's fucking awesome, like me.

Got my newest wife Khloe Kardashian in my bed, fucked out. We did an all nighter. It was our honeymoon. She's also my sister in law. I married her sister Kim several years ago. Kim's my first wife. Just had our seventh anniversary.

Kim's out of town, so she doesn't know about me marrying Khloe. It's exciting. I'm all about thrills... sexual ones at the absolute top of the list. I use people for my entertainment, so I'm looking forward to seeing Kim's reaction when she finds out I married her sister. I'm hoping for a sisterly catfight... it would make for a hot video to put out. I let Khloe mover some of her stuff in and take out some of Kim's to increase the catfight odds.

It doesn't matter what Kim thinks anyway. I'm gonna always do what I want. I always fucking do. This is My Life My Swagg. (Wink).

I might start pimping Kim. I get off on that shit. I'm a hedonist... a huge one... greatest one ever.

"Hey baby. Mmmmm. Great cock ring. Almost as nice as your gorgeous cock. I'm gonna go swimming, baby. Come down and join me." My wife Oprah Winfrey says, sticking her sexy head in the door. She shows me her white, two piece, skimpy bikini. Her huge, gorgeous, larger than life and even better than on TV, black melons spilling out of the way too small... so totally perfect... top.

OK baby... but first..." I smile deviously and point down to my magnificent cock. Oprah is great at taking a hint. She walks over and kneels before her lord and saviour, licking every larger than life inch of my spectacularly perfect cock monster.

"Mmmmmmm... God, I love your fucking cock. It tastes as good as it looks. Mmmmmmm." Oprah worships her king's cock, licking all over, softly chewing up and down the shaft. She deepthroats all fourteen inches. My woman can suck some dick for fucking sure.

Oprah rubs those awesome black hooters all over my cock and balls, spitting on my cock, rubbing it in with her titties. She kisses the huge head, bobbing her beautiful, shiny, smooth black haired head on my giant dick.

Oprah's huge chocolate melons work my dick so damn good. Her large, puffy nipples softly scrape on my shaft, sending sextastic tingles throughout it. Oprah squeezes her tits around my monster cock of awesome jacking me off with them, looking up at me with a cum hungry smile of hardcore desire.

I give the horny slut what she needs. I shoot my thick, gooey cream of the crop cream into her mouth. Oprah sucks me like the well trained whore she is. She's one of my top earners. A blowjob like this will run you $250,000. I get it free. Ha. My Life My Swagg, bitch.

Oprah gulps down my very, very special sauce. "Mmmmmmm... best cum EVER!!" Oprah eagerly swallows and quickly licks all over my sensitive, fat crown... guzzling all of my super protein powered load down.

"Thanks bitch. Let me see that phat ass, as you walk out. Oprah licks my cock and gets up, turning around and walks away from me,, shaking her gloriously phat, black booty for me. She stops at the door and smacks it, squeezing and shaking it hard. I happily smirk. Oprah wiggles her very shapely ass and walks downstairs. Sexy fucking bitch.

...

I walk to the bathroom, mink coat on, my gold and diamond DADDY chain, my cock ring... and nothing else. I like to live swaggtastic. I was born with swagg. I was born a pimp. The doctor looked at me when he pulled me from my mama's vagina when I was born... I just pimp slapped the hoe and told him to make me a sandwich. Swagg pimpin from the get go.

My nerd cousin Spence (Spence From The King Of Queens) is in there, jerking off into the toilet... My toilet. "OK bitch boy. Caught you jacking off in my toilet. You know you have to pay the price."

"I'm sorry boss. I... I just... I just was watching you and Oprah and I got excited. I'm... I'm sorry."

I walk over to Spence. "Open up."

Spence obeys. I start pissing in his mouth. I love pissing on... and in... people. It's a huge turn on. It's a power thing, I guess. Spence drinks my piss. The little bastard licks my pissing dick head. He... like everybody else... is in love with my cock. I fuck him up the ass from time to time. He loves it.

"Yeah, take my piss bitch boy. Serve your master." I slap his chubby face. He smiles. I spit in his face. He smiles again. Spence sucks my pissing cock head, as he cums in the toilet. He's a real good bitch boy.

My new fuck toy Linda Hogan comes in and watches. "Oh my God, that's hot." Linda walks over to us and rubs my chest. She kneels down and pulls my pissing cock from Spence's mouth and sucks it herself. She's a piss whore. She drinks it down like a true horny milf ass piss whore, moaning happily, smiling up at me, tickling my huge, hairy balls. She grabs Spence's cock out of the toilet and wraps her hand around it. His cum drips down on her hand, as she starts to jerk it.

I finish pissing in Linda's mouth and she sucks me ravenously. She devours my huge, glorious meat, like a starving lioness. She pulls her big, enhanced titties out of her green bikini top and tweaks her hard, rubbery nipples. Linda bobs that blonde milf head ridiculously fast on my giant cock, her lips locked tight around the massively wide shaft. Her drool pours out of the corners of her mouth, as she eats my cock with sex crazed, raw lust driven gusto.

Linda switches over to Spence's thick dick, sucking the cum glazed weiner. "Mmmmhmmmmm. Love your cum Spence." Linda remarks, licking and sucking every cum drop out of his less than half as long as my cock... cock.

Linda comes back to my magnificently perfect specimen of penis perfection, going crazy, licking and sucking, drooling and devouring every inch of my cock. She spits on it repeatedly, her saliva hanging off of my cock. She sucks it clean each time, bobbing her sexy, mature blonde head all over it.

She switches back to Spence's cock, right as he pops. He holds her head and cums hard into her slutty, cum obsessed mouth. Linda gulps it all down easily. She an experienced cum drinker, so Spence's load was easy for her.

"Great cum Spence. I'll suck you off again later, so you can feed me some more of it." Linda winks at him, then devours my super rod again. Her mouth works overtime on me, kissing, licking, and sucking my giant piece of spectacular sexual art, pumping about half of my cock with her mouth, her long blonde hair swaying, as she bobs aways on my massive manmeat.

I feed the whore what she craves. I blast my huge laod into her hard sucking, cum whore mouth. Linda gulps quickly, her throat swallowing fast and hard to keep up with my huge load of gooey, super jizm. "Oh my freaking God... You're cum is so fucking delicious James... There's so much of it too." Linda moans in sheer delight, as she drinks it down. She smiles a huge, cum happy smile up at me the whole time she dines on my super cum.

Linda swallows it all, sucking me bone dry, kissing all over every super thick, super perfect inch of my world's greatest cock... My Life My Swagg.

...

"James... come quick!" Khloe calls me back in the bedroom. I walk in and she's waving something in her hand.

"I'm pregnant!" Khloe says, smiling so happy, excitedly jumping up and down.

"Cool." I handle it well.

"This is so awesome." Khloe runs over and jumps in my arms, kissing me, her arms around my neck. She's super pumped. Khloe kisses all over my face... I just grope her big ass.

I do smirk though. This may increase the odds of that Kardashian sister catfight even more. Damn, I'm good. My Life My Swagg.

Khloe ends up with my giant dick in her ass again. I pound her out, doggy style. She's leaning over the bed, while I rail my fourteen inches of gloriousness up her spectacular anus. I slap and slap and slap that booty, marking it with my handprint. It's mine now. I fucking own it. Matter of fact, Khloe got a tattoo in Vegas on her ass, that says PROPERTY OF JAMES. So it's official, bitches. Ha.

I cum all over Khloe's face, painting it with my premium cum shake. Nice way to celebrate her being pregnant. My Life My Swagg.

I send Khloe out on a date. Big money client. I charged him extra cause she's pregnant now. Swagg Pimpin 24/7 Motherfucker!

...

Later that night, Kim does indeed get upset. She and Khloe go at it, rolling around on the floor, pulling each other's hair, screaming like maniacs. I get Spence to film it all. I stand there in my mink coat and piss all over the girls. Fuck, I love my life.

Kim and Khloe are rolling on the floor fighting and I'm covering them in piss... what a country. When I finish pissing on them, I jack off and cum all over em. Spence gets it all on film. We both take pictures and I post em all to social media.

...

Spence's mom Roseanne (Herself) comes over and Spence gets to film me ass poking his mom on my bed. I'm laying on her and were both looking at the camera. Roseanne has a sweet ass, doesn't look like it, but it's a pleasure to fuck. So tight and comfy. It handles my massive work of art cock no problem.

I cum all over her face, as Spence zooms in, then I piss all over it to wash it off. Roseanne drinks half my piss load... Spence drinks some too. They kiss and piss swap.

Another fun day for me. Kim and I fucked. I pimped her out to Spence. He paid me half and I'm taking the other half out of his pay. I watched him fuck her. Spence even got to ass fuck Kim. I had to join him. We double analed Kim real fucking good.

Kim can handle our two dicks cause I've pounded her totally fucking perfect ass so many times with my giant, super cock. Spence came on Kim's big, full tits. I came in her cum hungry, wide open mouth. Kim drank my piss. I even let Spence piss on her face too.

Fun day. Just another one in my crazy fucked up world. Sex, pimpin and more freaky sex. My Life My Swagg.
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