Welcome to Nathan Boyd College! At this esteemed institute of higher learning, we are dedicated to helping our students thrive academically and preparing them to change the world.

Now, this college is quite different from many others. As a private institution, we have long been an all-male school, both in our student body and faculty, and continue to be so. We also have a very strict code of dress, or perhaps UNdress is the more accurate term.

All students and faculty are required to be naked at all times whilst on campus. We have found that this helps loosen academic inhibitions and has created a better bond between students and their professors, so this rule will be strictly enforced. Any student, professor, or other worker who comes to this campus with clothing on can expect to have said clothing forcefully removed and may be subject to other punishments as well. We expect you to pay close attention to this rule.

As long as you follow the dress code and the advice of your professors and advisors, we expect that you will succeed in your academic endeavors. We hope that you will make the most of and enjoy your time at Nathan Boyd College. We are proud to welcome you here!