Location: A road in/to a classified location

1800 hours

Mission; Infiltrate, gather visual evidence of the growth of the local females age 18-24, extract. Secrecy and stealth-vital.

Weapons: none

Back-up: none.

We enter this mission alone. There will be no official help from our government. If we're caught, we will be treated as spies and sent to prison. We, my comrades and I, are part of a top-secret mission to collect data on the young women in this area, on suspicion of smuggling bombs into the school. At present, we are on our way to the mission site, where our lives will be risked and, perhaps, lost. We have only our wits to guide us home safely. If I may speak frankly...

"Of course you can speak frankly, dumbass. We're goin' peeping! Get all the talking outta your system now, because when we get where we're goin', you better not say a word!"

Okay, maybe all that stuff about the mission and stuff was a bit exaggerated. The real story is that we, my friends and I, just drank a few beers and we're going to the first school above jr. high we come to so we can sneak into the girl's locker room. We're not gonna fuck any of them (unless they're okay with it, in which case you bet your ass we will!), just making a huge deposit to our Spank Banks.