This morning I wake up feeling well-rested and I already know... something is very wrong here. I get up to check the time but see that my phone isn't where I left it. I quickly look down and see that it is screen-down on the floor, must've vibrated off the table and shut off upon impact... yeah I knew something was up. "Thank God." I say as I discover that my phone screen isn't cracked. My class starts at 9:00. I went to bed at 2:00, and it took me like... thirty minutes of tossing and turning to go to sleep, woke up at 5:30, went BACK to sleep, and now here I am realizing that it is 9:00— wait... oh, shit... IT'S 9:00! WHY THE FUCK DID MY MOM NOT CHECK UP ON ME!!!? SHE USUALLY DOES THAT!!! Whatever! I gotta do the essentials: brush my teeth, wash my face, put on deodorant, make my hair look less mediocre, and make sure I have what I need for my class today. I didn't even bother changing my clothes because I sleep in what I wear the day before so I just put a hoodie over me to not seem disgusting to others.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP!?" I yell as I rush downstairs, only to get no response. I guess everyone's left. I exit my house and make a mad dash to the bus stop. I don't usually haul ass like this in public because when I see people do it they look silly to me, hence if I do it I'm gonna feel silly. But due to the bus just now arriving at the stop, I had to relinquish my ego for a couple seconds. The bus stops, the doors open, a lady gets out, and as soon as her foot touches the sidewalk I turn my body sideways to squeeze in between her and the door just so I can make it in. I hold on to a bar for balance just in case the driver decides to take off while I'm still trying to pay the fare. As I'm looking for my card to pay the fare I look around the bus to see if I'm getting any weird stares for the maneuver I just pulled off, and to my surprise no one's even looking in my direction. As soon as I pull out my card I pay the fare and go take a seat by the window and pray that I get to class by 9:30 the least. As I get bored of looking at trees pass by I realize that I left my MP3 player at home. I don't like having the storage on my phone get taken up by a bunch of songs so I have an MP3 player to store all my songs on, but with such a thing comes the chance that I forget to take it off the charger and bring it with me while I get ready for class.

I keep on watching the trees pass by until I notice that less n less start to come into my view- the bus is stopping. It usually makes more stops but since most people are in school or at work now there are less people to pick up, the lack of people on this bus shows it. As the doors open a girl gets on the bus. She's White and has straight brown hair that goes down to her waist. She's wearing a brown t-shirt, denim jeans, white sneakers, and a pair of sunglasses on the top of her head. After she pays the fare she starts walking down the aisle. As I observe her from my peripheral view I notice she decides to take the empty seat right next to me, this puzzles me. I'm not a very good-looking guy, I'm borderline average, I radiate NO sex appeal whatsoever. And the fact that there are empty seats everywhere perplexes me even more! I genuinely cannot come up with any rational reason to explain this phenomenon... so I just keep on peering outside the window.

It was at one point that I decided to look outside the window on the opposite side of the bus and— LORD HAVE MERCY, SHE'S STARING RIGHT AT ME!!! I jumped a little when our eyes met, but I quickly broke eye contact with her. My eyes landed on her thighs, they were a nice a size, not thick but still nice to look at and have dirty thoughts about. I shifted my gaze on to somewhere else, but not before I took a quick glance at her chest. As my eyes made their way to the opposite window I got a nice look at her chest and it was something to take note of. I don't know how I didn't see it at first, probably due to the lack of lighting at the front of the bus, but it seems like she isn't wearing a bra. I can tell because as soon as my eyes landed on her chest I saw her tits bounce very freely as a result of the bus's movements.

Five minutes pass and the bus starts to approach my stop. I get up so that I can make my way out but the girl doesn't move to make getting out for me easier and less touchy, she just keeps on staring outside the window. I turn myself so that my chest is facing towards her and say, "Excuse me" as I awkwardly make my way out the seating aisle we're occupying which initiates far too much leg contact between us. I exit through the rear doors and sprint to my class, still not caring about how I look.

I arrive at my classroom all out of breath and get ready to face the music for being twenty-three minutes late. I walk in and to my surprise, nobody looks at me! I guess this lecture is very important and everyone cannot sacrifice their attention for an average Joe like me. I take a seat at the front in hopes that my professor will not have noticed that I came late.

Ten minutes go by and I am lost, we seem to be on a new topic so I decide to ask one of my classmates to help me understand what exactly is going on. I tap the guy sitting next to me on his shoulder and whisper, "May I see your notes please?"...no response, doesn't even move a muscle, just stares at the board. I'm don't try again because I don't want to disturb the class. I look back at the girl sitting behind me and whisper, "May I please see your notes?"...no response, just what in the actual HELL is going on here?! In a last-ditch effort I raise my hand up high to ask the professor what's going on. Five minutes of having my hand raised I feel like an utter jackass. After having my hand raised up for so long I decide to call it quits, that is until my professor finally looks in my direction, stares at me dead in my eyes AND— ...this bitch dead just ignored me and went back to teaching.