I can't believe that our little girl is going to be a tv star.Nor can i believe that she got her mother and me one of them dar satalight dish to watch it on.Had it placed right outside our bedroom window,now whenever time it rains we see a waterfall from the roof! .Who ever heard of channel 69 anyway! In my day a tv that got 4 channels was dandy!

"Ma! it almost time"

"Coming pa! just finishing doin them dishes!"

I turn into the channel just in time to hear "it's so fine when you sixty-nine!"

The picture changes to a view from Google Earth.A gravelly voice begins.

"Let me tell you about our little community,it starts at the gate which dissects Head On the left and Tip Crescent to the right.There's always a puddle of something just beyond the gate,can't understand why? Head and Tip merge into 6 miles of hard black tarmac that's called Shaft Drive. At the base of Shaft Drive is 60 acres of green bush,it's surrounded by Scro Crescent on the left and Tum Crescent on the right."

The voice continues."In front of the green bush is our home high on Testicle Hill. Great, great, great,great pappy, Ima Spewing built his dream abode,Pleasureing Man-or. Who an i you ask well i'm Jerkedand Spewing and this is my family and our community's story -Phallus!"

The theme music starts to swell as the announcer tell us to return for more Phallus tommorow at the same time on 69.

"Seems exciting doesn't it pa?"

"Seen worst!'