Getting to know Nuggy: An Essay

The following is a documentary essay on a user of a large pornographic website, who I'll call "Nuggy," which is an abbreviated form of his screenname. There are 89 videos under Nuggy's name, the majority of which feature watersports activities. The videos are listed and described on in chronological order. An emphasis has also been placed on the writer's opinion of these videos, which will be well-evident by the time you get to the part where I nickname Nuggy's penis "the gentle giant" and make silly comments about it being shy. On another note, this essay does get rather silly at times, so be prepared for that.

Vid 1: "peeing in sink" is a video of our new friend having some post-orgasm bladder relief into a sink. It looks like it felt good, and I don't know whether it is a kitchen or bathroom sink, but it is a very pleasant start.

Vid 2: "cumming again" is quite titillating, with the ejaculation being quite a surprise, but Nuggy's black cock makes it quite interesting nonetheless. Nuggy implies that there was another video of him masturbating, but was probably deleted due to poor lighting: "nice hour long jerk off...this time with more light!"

Vid 3: "sink pee" is my favorite so far. Nuggy relieves his sexy cock into a white sink. Again, he is relieving himself after a spirited masturbation session, which I would loved to have watched; "everytime I cum, I need to pee."

Video 4: "morning pee" is my new favorite (get used to that, hahaha) video. Nuggy "had to pee really bad when [he] woke up...but [he] decided to wait like an hour and a half." Thinking of this stud bursting and desperate to pee makes me tingly in all the right places, and though it isn't particularly long, the fat stream and drippy glans were tres magnifique!

Video 5: "hard pee" features a desperate Nuggy with a nice hard dick shooting a respectable load of piss into the bathroom sink from the first video, "peeing in sink."

Video 6: "big cum" has no description, but needs none: Nuggy's cock drips a huge load of cream onto the same table as his previous masturbation video. A nice, if unorginal video.

Video 7: "another big cumload" does not disappoint. Nuggy is very sexy, but I would like to see the masturbation too.

Video 8: "sink pee" is another gem: Nuggy pisses into a sink partially filled with water. I love the way his fat dick moves up and down after he's done taking that huge, gorgeous leak.

Video 9: "tub fountain pee" is a new and refreshing video. Nuggy whips out that half chub and whizzes an impressive arch. I would buy a fountain that looked like him pissing.

Video 10: "ANOTHER HUGE PISS FOUNTAIN" has found our hero in desperate need of relief after "5 bottles of water in 40 min." He makes a beautiful arch into the sink. Nuggy pees and pees and pees, letting his semi-hard cock bob, as though it's a cute friendly little animal that needs to be petted.

Vido 11: "peeing in a glass" is problematic. I refreshed my internet, restarted my computer, and changed browsers, but bow I'm left with a tantalizing still of Nuggy, with his cute chubby thighs and half chub in either a large glass or a vase. Talk about some dark meat! Update: Nuggy delivers a tall glass of hot stuff, all from a shapely tap.

Video 12: "quick piss on the bathroom counter" definitely isn't my favorite, but I do like that Nuggy's cock seems a little reluctant, or shy to piss on the counter.

Video 13: "cum load..semi huge" features a huge cum in lowered lighting, showing off Nuggy's dark complexion. Very nice.

Video 14: "busting a fatty on the living room table" we find our stud standing hard, proud, and ready for action, promptly followed by a silky ejaculation.

Video 15: "another semi-huge cum load," is another more dimly lit video, where Nuggy gives up a heaping helping of his silky vanilla yogurt. His descripton enhances the experience: "damn that felt good to release."

Video 16: "my biggest cumshot ever!!!" A majestic ejaculation, yes, but it's just the last video from a different angle.

Video 17: "blasting another huge load" is basically the same as the last two, and as usual ended up with me wanting to touch myself. A must-see for sure!

Video 18: "piss on the basement floor" shows an unusually shy Nuggy, releasing a fat jet of piss...but then the video cuts off. :( He even says "first and probably last time doing this." Sad.

Video 19: "another cum load on the living room table" is exactly what it sounds like. It's for a user named Kinky. :)

Video 20: "piss on dirty towels" is my new favorite. You get to see more of Nuggy's shy, gentle giant, and Nuggy assures the viewer in the description that he washed these towels right after.

Video 21: "cum explosion on kitchen counter" looks promising. The description says, "another massive one!!! felt GREAT!" Nuggy busts a majestic nut on a kitchen counter.

Video 22: "cumming while sitting down" showcases a terrific blast. Nuggy's cock really delivers, with a silky arch reminiscent of Nuggy's piss showers.

Video 23: "another cumshot sitting down" gives us a rare frontal view of our main man, Nuggy. You can almost see his face! I kind of want to? Anyway, Nuggy nuts in epic fashion, what else can I say?

Video 24: "morning pee on tree in my backyard" is refreshing. Nuggy rains his golden river like a great god directing a thunderstorm, circling a tree. New fave!

Video 25: "lots of cum" has another frontal view. Lots of thick white stuff.

Video 26: in "my longest pee ever recorded," we catch up with a desperate Nuggy. He lets loose an elephantine flood for a full minute, after holding it for five hours. I'll bet it felt marvelous.

Video 27: "cumming for africangirl24" is a standard cumshot video. I must admit, I'm a little jealous of africangirl24.

Video 28: "round 2," The title teases that this is a part 2. Nuggy fills a glass with hot piss, it's sexy, yep yep.

Video 29: "power piss" doesn't show much of Nuggy's gentle giant, but the combination of phat beats and fat streams make this a must-watch. Not fave per se, but must-watch.

Video 30: "another morning pee" is for a user named kalyni. Nuggy is at the top of his game, showing off those massive balls in a pair of orange boxers.

Video 31: "pee in a towel" is very different. Nuggy lets fly into a white towel. He made a mess, but dayum was he hot doing it.

Video 32: "plant pee" showcases Nuggy's softer side. He takes pity on a row of houseplants and waters each of them with his sexy firehose of his.

Video 33: "pee on bathroom floor." Nuggy's shy gentle giant is back. <3 Flooding that floor with golden pee.

Video 34: "one more pee fountain" features Nuggy pissing into a laundry room sink. He was a lil' sloppy, but who can be mad at such a strong stream?

Video 35: "cumming" has an air of urgency, derived from Nuggy possibly ruining his keyboard. It is actually a glass counter, and Nuggy cums buckets.

Video 36: "some desperation and then pee blast in the sink" is unique, giving us some buildup and allowing us to enjoy Nuggy's physique. As promised, he blasts his piss into the sink like a vengeful thunder god. My new fave!

Video 37: "pee in boxers" doesn't really show anything, but Nuggy's dick grows very subtly inside his boxers. Worth it, I guess. Not really a must-watch, def not a fave.

Video 38: "another pee on the bathroom floor." The gentle giant does not hold back!

Video 39: "close up pee blast" is a promising title. Nuggy tells the viewer in the description he almost "peed [his] shorts." That cock isn't just blasting pee, it's blasting me. Into outer space.

Video 40: "cumming a big load" is where Nuggy nuts a small ocean of cum onto a bathroom counter. Okay.

Video 41: "pee in boxers 2" is a much better wetting video. He pisses, playing with himself in his boxers before whipping out his gentle giant, leaving the viewer with a hopeful erection. I feel cockblocked -- or pussy-blocked...?

Video 42: "another risky pee outside" is a sneaky, satisfying pee. Must see.

Video 43: "pee into toilet" is an intimate look at Nuggy. Loved watching him drip in those shorts.

Video 44: "desperate pee jacking" is a delightful mix of Nuggy's usual genres. I just wish he would've filmed the cum!

Video 45: "ANOTHER desperate pee" shows Nuggy playing with his piss. Not really my cup of pee.

Video 46: "really desperate pee in bathroom" brings back the shy giant, and changes the angle up to keep it fresh. Very solid vid, must-see.

Video 47: "big desperate pee on rug" is for the lucky Bandgeek212. Nuggy's gentle giant shyly pees on a rug, followed up by a lil' touching, Very nice.

Video 48: "pee squeeze" showcases a piss worthy of the legendary Johnny2badd. Nuggy blasts like a firehose for a solid thirty seconds, saying in the description that this pee was "much needed." I bet it felt awesome. Dedicated to Bandgeek212.

Video 49: "huge pee on my bedroom floor." Watch out! Nuggy's gotta go, and when he gotta go he can't help but explode! My pussy is turning into a fucking waterfall.

Video 50: "part 2 of the big pee in my bedroom" picks up where the last video left off. Nuggy unloads his gargantuan sexy bladder for a second time.

Video 51: "peeing down the stairs" gives us the shy, endearing side of Nuggy with a halting, hesitant piss.

Video 52: "part 2 of peeing on the stairs" is the continuation of the former video. Nuggy tries very hard to piss, but his hard cock will not allow it.

Video 53: "filling up a big cup" shows a huge piss into a measuring cup. The sound and lighting are tantalizing. <3

Video 54: "morning pee on the wall" is made for pp_babe. Nuggy pisses and teases his gentle giant, leaving the viewer desirous of one of Nuggy's silky cumshots.

Video 55: "morning relief in my boxers" is my new fave. :D It's a wetting video done right. Nuggy visibly gets hard and shows us a little skin.

Video 56: "part 2 of the morning relief" concludes the video before it, Nuggy shyly pees into a heap of towels with that huge hard cock. Very nice.

Video 57: "another boxers pee" is yet another excellent wetting video. Dayum that Nuggy really had to piss.

Video 58: "first video of an amazing sunday with lovelywhenwet" shows Nuggy pissing on the very lucky lovelywhenwet.

Video 59: "shooting a load on her pussy" shows Nuggy cumming on his lucky lady.

Video 60: "me unloading my FULL bladder all on her pretty pussy." Nuggy firehoses his lady's clit. Loved it! New fave!

Video 61: "peeing a lot on her beautiful soft ass" shows our lucky lady getting showered by the gentle giant. Must-see.

Video 62: "part 3...of the wetting fun" showcases Nuggy's lady's bladder volume. She lets loose in the corner of her hotel room, showing the streams bouncing off her knees. Something to behold!

Video 63: "beautiful spraying all on the toilet & floor" features Nuggy's lady again, spraying off of a toilet and showing off her gorgeous pussy. Very nice, definitely must-see!

Video 64: "last one of our fun-filled day" cements Nuggy as the master of all wetting videos. Nuggy plays with his pissing cock for a few seconds before whipping it out and hosing himself down like a waterfall, and finishing lazily in his pants.

Video 65: "rubbing & squirting" showcases Nuggy's lovely lady's squirt skills and ruby red vulva. Must-see!

Video 66: "caught me by surprise" shows Nuggy's girl emptying her bladder majestically.

Video 67: "part 2 of the wetting" Nuggy's lucky girl pissing on his cock.

Video 68: "INSANELY hard pee" is a nice hard pee.

Video 69: "soaking the carpet" shows a long pee by Nuggy in his hotel room. Very chill, very relaxing. A must-see.

Video 70: "another massive hard pee" finds our dark stud desperate for a pee. Great fat stream. <3

Video 71: "carpet flood." Nuggy floods his boxers, very satisfying.

Video 72: in "NYE desperate pee," Nuggy is full of beer. Suddenly he needs to take a huge steaming piss outdoors. Wish I could've seen that firsthand!

Video 73: "morning pee living room markings part 1" is disappointingly short.

Video 74: "morning pee living room markings part 2" is where Nuggy's gentle giant marks a dresser.

Video 75: "morning pee living room markings part 3" follows our hero unloading on the floor of his living room. Dayum he had to go!

Video 76: "Flooding my floor part 1." Nuggy spreads and lets go, with the gentle giant seeming a little camera shy.

Video 77: "Flooding the floor part 2" features more pee, some sexy grunting and a reward for Nuggy's drippy gentle giant at the end.

Video 78: "32oz" shows our stud having some much-needed relief into a large cup. Magnificent, as always.

Video 79: "Yellow Snow" showcases Nuggy's strong pissing, and makes me horny with that shake.

Video 80: "Sink Distance" finds our hero desperate once again, and he lets fly into his favorite sink. As always, beautiful cock, great piss.

Video 81: "long towel pee with fart." The fart does not detract from the experience, but highlights the effort and herculean bladder muscles that Nuggy posesses. The gentle giant is too desperate to be shy here, and floods the towel.

Video 82: "pee arch." Nuggy unleashes his bladder onto the living room floor. Truly a sight to behold!

Video 83: "Peeing sweat pants in the shower" is a long video of Nuggy, having a long wet piss in some sweat pants. The gentle giant makes a grand entrance near the end.

Video 84: "corner pee" finds our hero in desperate need of a piss, so his gentle giant mozies on into a corner and lets loose in epic fashion.

Video 85: "Bed pee part 1" takes place in Nuggy's bed. His gentle giant shyly squirts into the sheets.

Video 86: "Bed pee part 2." Nuggy's cock floods his bed. I'd have liked to see this mighty piss in one take, but still good.

Video 87: "desperate morning pee" delivers some old-school Nuggy relief. Gentle Giant struttin' his stuff, swinging sexily after that torrent.

Video 88: "Peeing my bed again." Nuggy points that gentle giant back at his bed. Ahhh, sweet relief.

Video 89: "Huge pee in McDonald's parking lot." Watch out, everyone, Nuggy's gonna piss! The gentle giant is shy, but so desperate! Oh Nuggy, you magnificent stud!

Overall impression:

Nuggy's channel is a great go-to for watersports videos. He's got a ridiculously photogenic cock, a gigantic bladder, and a flair for good camera angles, so you rarely miss out on the action. He appears to have been inactive for a year or so, and I sincerely hope there will be more videos from him in the future.