As soon as I opened my eyes, I reached between my legs.

I know they say you're supposed to be groggy when you wake up from surgery, but my mind was absolutely focused. It's all I'd been able to think about for years, and this moment wasn't any different. After spending a fortune, bending a few rules, and twisting more than a few arms at my father's research company, I finally got to the front of the line. Finally, I was the world's first recipient of PES: Pubic Enhancement Surgery.

And I wanted to see how it worked.