Your name is Jess (Jessica) G.M. (Gertrude Maurine) Doorman and you are a fairly normal single mother of three who is just just trying to get by and raise your two sons and a daughter to adulthood with no income but government subsidies.

You are checking your e-Mail one afternoon when you come upon a bemusing and strange message.

Congratulations!
You have won a free 50,000.00 Credit, three day maximum, (3 minutes in your home time-line), no strings attached, shopping spree at Tartorika Unlimited's "Everything under one roof!" 'Pyramid Mall'!
Click HERE to accept and start your shopping adventure!

Curious about who they think they're fooling and how this scam works so you can write about it in your blog you click the link, hoping not to get a virus alert: whereupon a sudden wind blows up and rapidly increases in intensity! Before you are even able to scream you are sucked through the screen, of your cheap laptop, which morphs to accommodate your fairly overweight frame!

You black out but shortly awaken an elevator with a young woman with the lower body of a giant green snake and the upper body of a sexy redhead with E-Cup tits wearing a 'Pyramid Mall Shopping Guide' T-shirt. "OH! Someone from dimension 770-G13-AZ4 finally clicked the promotional offer! I am Heather, your Shopping Guide, what kind of shopping opportunities would you like to look at first?" She says as you stand there agog at what clearly is a living snake/woman not some kind of digital image, and at a loss as to what to say.

So begins your sexy, entertaining, enlightening, and life changing, vacation/shopping spree at 'Pyramid Mall'...