You are John. You're 18, still in high school. Your sexual drive is currently like a Mack Truck, barreling over everything in its path. But you're a virgin. Sucks, huh? What do you look like? Well, you're YOU. Figure it out.

Your Aunt is named Doe. You should know, you picked the name. For the sake of storytelling, she will not have a vague, undefined appearance. She is about 5'9", red hair, and D Cup breasts. She's not all that attractive, but you find yourself drawn to her anyway. She's rude, pretentious, arrogant, and kind of a bitch. She's in her late 40's and has got some wrinkles. She's not actually related to you, she just married your Uncle when you were a kid, but she's your Aunt nonetheless.

Your parents are going out of town for the summer and your brother is at football camp. For some reason, they don't think you should stay home alone, so they send you to your Aunt's house across town. Her young daughter is at girl scout camp and her husband is away on business.