Life is not all about joy all year even in the North Pole . My South Pole is controlled by my wife . She only lets me empty the eggnog once a year and now even worse she has me stuck in an ice chastity device !

I will tell you how this happened .

I have this new elf Chloe , a small curvy blonde who is naturally buxom cup breasts and a big ass . I know I’m 1, 749 years old and she’s only 22 , she’ll be 23 in January . don’t judge me .

She is very friendly , full of Christmas cheer but she has one minor flaw. It’s actually a major pain , every toy she makes hits me in my pubic area . Remote control air plane, model rockets, balls , right into the capital of Thailand . I was blessed / cursed with a long large log and big baubles.

The other female elves laugh . No matter where I moved I was struck . After everyone left to go home to their trees . I went outside to the side of the shop dropping snow down my pants groaning.