DISCLAIMER: This is all a work of fiction and does not reflect any real individuals or situations.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story is going under a soft reboot after 8 years. My last update was in 2013 so needless to say things have changed. You can still find the original story paths if you're interested, though to be frank they aren't anything worth noting. As much as this is a celebrity fuck-fest I'm hoping to create a semblance of a plot and storyline, maybe even multiple, but we'll see how that goes.

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