"Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the Royal Rumble!" the ring announcer says, causing an arena filled with people to cheer. It is filled with adult men and women, no kids, because even though this is a 'Royal Rumble', it is a 'different' kind of Rumble.

"Oh my god, Michael Cole, I can't believe something like this is happening!" Corey Graves says to his co-commentator

"I'm just as surprised as you are." replies Cole, "We are about to witness for the first time ever, a 'sex-filled' Royal Rumble."

"Here are the rules!" began the ring announcer, "30 women have drawn numbers and in just a few moments the competitors who drew numbers one and two will start the match. Every 90 seconds there after, a new lady will enter the match according to the number they drew. Elimination will occur at any time when a participant is stripped completely naked and is forced to orgasm. The last woman standing and has not orgasmed after all 30 have entered will be declared the winner!"

"Would you look at all this stuff around the ring?" Graves says as he points to the tables set up around the ring which has all sorts of objects on them, "We have lotions and ointments, feathers for tickling, paddles for spanking, whips, a bunch of bondage stuff, and dildos of all sorts of sizes!"

"Don't forget the vibrators, apparently these are all to 'help' the competitors." Cole says, "I must point out the ladies must be completely naked when they orgasm for it to count as an elimination, that means no clothes from head to toe, if they orgasm with their shoes and socks still on, it will not count as a elimination."

"And now, let us find out who drew number one!"