Welcome to a great wide world of possibilities! A world which a great adventurer like yourself will be able to take advantage of. this land, which shall be called henceforth... This Land, is a place of danger and hardship, but also reward. Foul magics have been released into the world from the land of spirits, the disgruntled dead walk with the living in a dark disharmony, and lay terrible magic curses upon them. You are one such cursed being, although you do not yet know it, and in truth your curse may be considered mild to some. You were targeted by a being with a perverted intent, this curse you have shall affect you in an erotic manner. Regardless, you are still an adventurer, and you have things to do!

Many paths are laid out ahead of you, and any would doubtlessly get you the respect of your peers (at least in theory.) I suppose the question that I as your all-powerful dungeon master must ask of you is: What sort of character are you?