You open your eyes slowly and find yourself standing in a forest, rubbing your head as your massive headache slowly fades away. You have no idea how you got here. The last thing you remember you took that girl home from the bar...Edith?...Ellen?...Emma! That was her name. You were actually going to get lucky for once, until you stripped down and she saw the tiny little three-inch hard-on between your legs. You remember her pointing and laughing, and then you woke up here.

You look around, and everything feels so real. You can feel the twigs under your feet, and smell the wet air, but there's a strange overlay over everything. It looks like the display you see on a video game, with an inventory, bars for health and other attributes, even a map and an objective box, which is empty at the moment. Looking down at yourself, you appear to be wearing a ragged , brown peasant shirt, with similar, roughspun pants. In your hands, you appear to be holding a rusty, iron dagger. Out of nowhere, you hear Emma's voice. "Hey there, loser. A pindick like you has no right to take a woman like me home from a bar. I thought I was actually gonna get fucked by a real man, with a real cock, not your little babyprick. Losers like you have to do a little extra work if you want to actually get laid. You're going to have to beat a brand new game my friends and I designed. We call it Sissyquest. Isn't it so realistic?"

As she says this, you see appear in front of you a petite woman, stunningly gorgeous despite her vibrantly green skin. She's barely 4 feet tall with long red hair. Her rags look to be in even worse shape than yours, little more than a bikini top that can barely contain her massive breasts and a loin cloth. What hangs out of that loin cloth is enough to make you do a double-take. The woman has a huge, green cock bobbing between her legs. It's at least a foot long, and easily dwarfs your little pecker. Blinking over her head are the words "Goblin Lvl. 1"

As you see this, you hear Emma again. "Consider this the tutorial level. Go ahead and kill the goblin. Once you do, you can start the game for real." You shrug, and look down at the dagger in your hand. This is far from the first RPG you've played, so it should be a piece of cake. You drop down into a stance and slowly approach the goblin, intending to lunge forward at the last moment. Before you can, there's a blur of movement, and you can see that enormous green shaft heading right towards your face. There's a resounding "Thwack!" as the goblin cockslaps you hard enough to send you sprawling onto your back. It leaves an angry, red mark on your cheek, and as you struggle to get up, you realize you're far too tired to make it back to your feet. You see your health bar blinking in the corner of the screen, and discover that it's been totally drained, and replaced by a pearly, white bar.

As you lie there, you can see the goblin looking at you lewdly, taking her big, fat cock in one hand and stroking it slowly. She licks her lips as she walks towards you, and Emma's patronizing voice chimes in. "Aww was the widdle goblin's cock too big and strong for a loser like you? Well that's ok. You still have a chance to win. When an enemy knocks you out, they get a turn to use those tight sissy holes of yours. If you can make them cum before your little boiclit squirts, then they collapse and it still counts as a win for you. Isn't that fun! Just try not to enjoy bouncing on all those big fat dicks!"