Welcome to the world of Erislyn! You find yourself floating between dimensions as we talk. Who am I you ask?

Why I am Puck! Spirit of mischievousness and your new best friend! Quite frankly I've grown tired of how things are in Erislyn. Just the same old things have been going on for wayyyyyy too long. Dragon attacks the castle. Dragon takes princess cause shes too dumb to leave the dame jewelry, btw Dragons are kinda like birds being they like shiny things. Kinda why they attack people in general. Hero saves dummy blah blah blah happy endings all! General PG-13 ending. And that's why you're here!

I want to make a better hero! One that ain't afraid to punish his subordinates when they get out of line. And you seem like the type that ain't afraid to give your slaves a good wack on the rear when needed. Hm? Oh yeah, sorry bud, getting a little ahead of myself.

I'll be given ya one slave to start out with in your new world. You can get new ones later on and even build yourself a nice harem down the line. Nice deal right? I've wriggled things around enough to get a good selection available. So what kinda gal can I provide for ya?

We got the classic options:

1.) A slender half-elf with skin as white as snow, eyes as blue as the sea and hair as golden as the big shiny thing in the sky.

2.) The cute yet timid daughter of a noble house that was sold into slavery to settle her family debts. A bit on the short side that one but I think that's cause all her growth went into her rear. Girls gotta ass you could bounce an apple off of. Forget the quarter.

Course we also got exotic options too:

3.) The dark-elf who will fight ya on everything, and I mean everything. Once the hero took down her people's leader her entire race was sold into slavery. And she ain't no happy about it neither. On the plus side, all that thrashing about makes those E-Cups shes sporting bounce around a lot. They're, ah, very hypnotic if ya know what I mean.

4.) The surprisingly hot orc that got booted from her camp for being too soft. She wasn't exactly the typical, "I'm gonna eat your bones" type of orc. Girls a dame vegetarian. Surprisingly big boobs and ass though. Girls got the curves in ALL the right places.

Of course, I could always scrounge up other options if those aren't to your liking. So whats your poison?