*Author's Note: I got tired of reading trash on CHYOA after lurking for years, so tonight I scooped up my own heap of trashy porn fantasies and set it loose to the internet. All characters are over 18 and this is trash. It is meant to be played with one hand. *

You are Doe Johnson, and after a long search for the perfect private school, you landed on Gildenstern University. Seeing as how you took a gap year after graduating high school, you are absolutely fucking ready to get to college. All of last year you spent cooped up at home, and just by what you saw on the tour, you think you will fit right in with the community here.

Today is your first day to really stretch your legs and make moves around campus. There are so many different clubs, Greek groups, and activities. The school is set on a large chunk of land reserved in the middle of a forest away from the city. There's a gym and trails. And everyone is beautiful! You get a little horny just thinking about some of the faces and sweet asses you spotted on the way in.

The last two days you've just spent unpacking and saying good-bye to your family. Unfortunately, you've got a long way to go before you will be top dog. You live at the end of a long dorm hallway where everyone shares a bathroom. You haven't met your roommate yet. All you know is their name is Taylor.

The one thing you have heard consistently about Gildenstern is that reputation is everything. No one has been shy about telling you as much. In fact, the school seems kind of sick. You can't tell exactly what's up, but it seems like everyone, even some of the professors, are totally obsessed with sex. Everyone is super gossipy about who is having the most sex, who's easiest to get in bed, and who's the best fuck. They treat it like a competition.

Probably the weirdest story you've heard about the place is that there's a LEADERBOARD. You don't know where it is, but it's said to be some kind of black market compendium of everyone's most significant escapades. You wonder who runs it and whether it'll be part of some kind of first-week hazing. Which all seems okay for you. It's been a while since you've gotten laid, and if it happens, you'd love something kinky to spice things up. You saw one of the RA's wearing a silver heart collar at check-in, and on your first night you heard people boning loudly upstairs.

And the campus is remarkably pro-lgbtq! That was important to you because you are bi.

Or Pansexual. Whatever they call it these days. In 2021 you don't expect everyone to be into you, but it is great to know that anyone here could be. And as long as they're hot, it doesn't matter to you what they were born with to get your loins stirring.