This is the story of two untalented white rappers who discover that despite their lack of musical ability they have other marketable talents.

The rap duo-

Romeo Tha Playa- 5'10" thin but with a big ass. Brown hair. He is incredibly insecure about his soft features and tries very hard to act tough.

Brandan Guns-Out 5'5" still thin but with a little more muscle than Romeo. Red hair He actually spent about a month in jail once. He uses it as a source of street cred but secretly spent the whole time sucking dick for a local black gang. He secretly watches only interracial porn and usually pictures himself back in prison to get off.

The local celebrity/rapper Big Daddy Blacksnake. Up and coming rapper who raps about Black Supremacist and white sissy themes. Nearly 7 feet tall and built like a boxer.

Laura- Brandan's ex who may have intentionally set him up.

Natasha- Curvaceous Armenian snowbunny who serves as wardrobe and makeup on the music video set.