I have evil thoughts. That’s the truth of it. So maybe I shouldn’t do what I do but I never act on it, who knows it might be normal, maybe. I’m a teacher and in real life I find myself in awkward situations. It’s fine I can deal with it but like I said...I have evil thoughts.

There was this girl in my class who prided herself on being the weird one. She had a crooked grin and a plump face and usually had her brown hair up in a ponytail. The school has a uniform policy so she usually wore a dark blue skirt and a white top. The students usually still found ways to express themselves despite this. In her case she took to wearing collar that connected at the front of her throat with a metal heart.

“Nice collar.” I said.

“Thanks.” she looked at me with bright eyes.

“Down girl! Down!”

“What?”

“Roll over! Roll over girl!”

“I AM NOT A DOG”

Sometimes you have to make yourself laugh. Then sometimes like i said you have evil thoughts.