You find yourself running for your life. It is just after the world War 3 and the earth is falling apart is destruction as carnage breaks trough the streets of down town La in the future. You see a phase missile coming toward you. All you can see is blackness. Your only regret is you never got laid. Suddenly the blackness turns into light

"YOU KNOW IT WON'T ALL WAYS BE LIKE THIS"

A voice says

"Like what you ask, how am I'm alive" You asked

"One questions at a time my friend. First I am Q and that why your alive simply because I allow it. Second things wont all ways be war like, in fact it will be peaceful so damn peaceful that it will bore you out of your fucking mind" Q said

"I don't believe you," You say and suddenly your mind if filled with the future. You see Captain Kirk, Picard, and 500 years of future. "Why you show me this," He says

"Well to make a deal, we both want something. You want sex, and I want to spice thing up. You see the future is lame, no wars, no fights, they don't even have orgies. Humans became so uptight. That is why I will give you the power to make any woman yours and increase people sexual appetite. You will be able to travel anywhere in the future.