Before we start, these are the characters.
Jake (you): The only male member of the family. 18 years old.
Kathy: Step-mom. Darla's wife. 52 years old.
Darla: Step-mom. Kathy's wife. 50 years old.
Edith: Step-aunt. Kathy's sister. 50 years old.
Ellen: Step-aunt. Kathy's sister. 48 years old.
Regina: Step-aunt. Kathy's sister. 46 years old.
Mia: Step-aunt. Kathy's sister. 44 years old.
Betty: Step-aunt. Kathy's sister. 40 years old.
Morgan: Step-aunt. Darla's sister. 53 years old.
Maggie: Step-aunt. Darla's sister. 51 years old.
Lois: Step-aunt. Darla's sister. 48 years old.
Christina: Step-aunt. Darla's sister. 47 years old.
Laura: Step-aunt. Darla's sister. 45 years old.
Georgia: Step-aunt. Darla's sister. 43 years old.
Hanna: Step-sister. Kathy's biological daughter. 30 years old.
Rebecca: Step-sister. Darla's biological daughter. 27 years old.
Megan: Step-sister. Also adopted. 29 years old.
Anna: Step-sister. Also adopted. 28 years old.
Tanya: Step-sister. Also adopted. 25 years old.
Samantha: Step-sister. Also adopted. 23 years old.
Mandy: Step-cousin. Edith's biological daughter. 29 years old.
Rose: Step-cousin. Edith's biological daughter. 26 years old.
Lucy: Step-cousin. Edith's adopted daughter. 25 years old.
Kirsten: Step-cousin. Ellen's biological daughter. 25 years old.
Sally: Step-cousin. Ellen's biological daughter. 23 years old.
Lana: Step-cousin. Regina's biological daughter. 25 years old.
Lisa: Step-cousin. Regina's biological daughter. 23 years old.
Clair: Step-cousin. Regina's biological daughter. 21 years old.
Zoey: Step-cousin. Regina's biological daughter. 19 years old.
Janice: Step-cousin. Mia's biological daughter. 24 years old.
Kristen: Step-cousin. Mia's biological daughter. 20 years old.
Veronica: Step-cousin. Betty's biological daughter. 21 years old.
Sarah: Step-cousin. Betty's biological daughter. 19 years old.
Miranda: Step-cousin. Betty's adopted daughter. 22 years old.
Ashley: Step-cousin. Morgan's biological daughter. 28 years old.
Felicia: Step-cousin. Morgan's adopted daughter. 29 years old.
Roberta: Step-cousin. Morgan's adopted daughter. 26 years old.
Shannon: Step-cousin. Maggie's biological daughter. 24 years old.
Emma: Step-cousin. Maggie's adopted daughter. 29 years old.
Abigail: Step-cousin. Lois's biological daughter. 24 years old.
Kate: Step-cousin. Lois's biological daughter. 22 years old.
Kylie: Step-cousin. Christina's biological daughter. 23 years old.
Kira: Step-cousin. Christina's adopted daughter. 21 years old.
Brie: Step-cousin. Laura's biological daughter. 23 years old.
Alison: Step-cousin. Laura's adopted daughter. 24 years old.
Simone: Step-cousin. Laura's adopted daughter. 21 years old.
Olivia: Step-cousin. Georgia's biological daughter. 20 years old.
Gwen: Step-cousin. Georgia's adopdted daughter. 21 years old.
Jennifer: Step-cousin. Georgia's adopted daughter. 20 years old.
Isabella: Step-cousin. Georgia's adopted daughter. 20 years old.
Now lets's begin.
You are lying down on your bed when someone knocks on your door. You get up to answer.