I read this really great story a couple of months ago, but I can't find it now. I'm sure it had black/blue and/or orchid in the user name, and it was about a girl and her boyfriend at her boyfriend's place for a party, and she ends up sleeping with his cute dad. (If any one knows the story I'm talking about, please PM me! Seriously)

I've searched: boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé / party / birthday / father / drunk.

Several times.

Being a Literotica author and reader, I'd think I'd find it easy, because I know what key words I would use to submit a story.

But no.

Either the author didn't use keywords to describe the story at all (little f**k), or they would describe it differently to me. The second reasons makes (unfortunate) sense, because what was important in the story for me, might not occur to the writer. And for all I know, they could have used the word 'celebration' or 'champagne' instead of 'party'.

So, to get something universal happening (and to help me never have to experience this problem again!), I went and pinched some ideas from a variety of sites. Some of these may seem patronising, but if you're like me, I got a bit of a surprise. I now wonder what I was thinking when I submitted all those stories. The Literotica staff must have been laughing at how clueless I was!

So here goes:

**Who's involved**

These seem to be the common variations:

MF or M+F - Male & Female
FF or F+F - 2 Females
FFF or FF+ - 3 or more Females
MM or M+M - 2 males
MMM or MM+ - 3 or more Males
MMF or FFM or M+F+
Group
Multi
Gang Bang
Solo

For those of you with an Incest kink:
Mother - Son - Brother - Sister - Father - Daughter - Twins - Cousins - Grand - Uncle - Niece - Aunt - Nephew - In-Laws

Interracial:
WC - White Couple
BC - Black Couple
BF - Black Female
BM - Black Male
WM - White Male
WF - White Female

**Some sexual orientations**

Gay
Les
Bi
Het or Hetro
TG or TS (trans gender / sexual)
CD - cross dressing
Herm - hermaphrodite

**Possible activities**

BDSM
Dom/Sub
BD
SM
Mdom
Fdom
Bondage
Sad or
Light Bond
Spanking
Rough
Humiliation
Torture
Group
Cheating
Slut Wife
Wimp Husband
Cuckold
Exhibit
Voyeur
Celeb
Non-con or Non-consensual
Body modification or bod mod
Verbal

**The action**

Oral
Anal
Doggy
Masturbation
Petting
Fisting
Toys
Squirting
Food
Lactation
Water Sports
Enema
Scat
Preg
Cream Pie
BBW
Safe Sex
No sex

**Story themes**

Stoke
True (or supposedly!)
Fantasy (more like it)
Time Travel
Robot
Harem
Slave
Historical
Sci-Fi
Vampires
Furry
Were or Werewolf
First Time
Virgin
Horror
Blackmail
Romantic
Teen
Mature
Humor
Rape
Reluctant
Coercion
Blackmail
Mind Control
Hypnosis
Drunk
Drug or drugged
Transformation
Magic
Violent
Wife

You get my drift.

**Location**

I find this is one of the things you remember first:

Office
Beach
School
College
Church
Library
PARTY!

**Special events**

If you got it, use it:

Valentines Day
Christmas
Easter
Thanksgiving
Australia Day (don't forget I'm from down under)

**The weather**

Cyclone
Tornado
Hail
Snow
Rain (wet t-shirts are always good)

**Occupation**

Doctor
Nurse
Teacher
Headmaster
Professor
Celebrity
Lawyer
Scientist
Student
College
Sales rep
Pizza boy

**Kinks**

Breast - large breasts
feet - Foot or shoe
hair or hirs or Hirsute - natural & unshaved
lac or lactation
preg
size
Veg
Panties
Stockings

This list does not pretend to be exhaustive. If I've missed anything really obvious, let me know so I can keep adding to it.

In the usual course of things, I would finish here, but a story needs to be a minimum of 750 words to be submitted to Literotica. I'm currently at 595.

So I'll keep rambling.

I'm just about to start a story idea I've had for a while now about the developing romance between a mature alien son with a 17 inch donga and his controlling mama, with lots of buttsex thrown in (it's coming soon, I promise). Possible story tags if (when) the story is posted might be:

Son
Mother
Mature
Fdom
Sci-Fi
Spaceship
Rom
Spanking
Size
Anal

In the second chapter, they land on planet Zulo, and the wimpy son discovers his long lost twin sister, who also has a hankering for large willys:

Space travel
Zulo
Twin
sister
Fdom
Bondage
Butt plug
Spanking
Oral

Unbeknownst to the son (until chapter 3 that is) he has a triplet. Turns out, his naughty brother Gorgo, who isn't a wimp, got their mother pregnant, and appears to have a taste for his mother's milk.

True
Triplet
Gorgo
Mature
Mother
Son
Space
Preg
Lact
Voyeur

I haven't decided on chapter 4 yet, but I'm thinking about the possibility of the father returning from deep space with his niece/girlfriend. Let me know what you think...