Suicide Squad: Fuck The Justice League
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Meet the Squad:
Amanda Waller put a file on the table: "This is the squad I talked to you about. Do you think you can handle them?"
William Butcher picked up the file from the table: "Well, let me see what kind of Cunts I'm dealing with."
William opened the file and began to read it
" 1.Harleen Quinzel AKA Harley Quinn:
Ex girlfriend of The Joker
Former psychiatrist and Professional Crimnal
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2.Floyd Lawton Jr. AKA Deadshot:
Professional Assassin and Mercenary
Son of Old Deadshot Floyd Lawton Sr.
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3.Jason Todd AKA Redhood:
Ex Robin
Rogue vigilante
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4.Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman:
Professional thief
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5.Nanaue AKA King shark:
Humanoid Shark
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6.Edward Nigma AKA The Riddler:
Robotic Engineer and Hacker
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7.George Harkness AKA Captain Boomerang:
He's really good with boomerangs!
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8.Louise Lincoln AKA Killer Frost:
Cryokinetic Super Powers
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9.Charles Brown AKA Kiteman:
Excellent Hang Glider Pilot
Pilot
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10.Reza Kattuah AKA Rustam:
Persian Secular and Warrior
He carries flaming scimitar, called the psi-scimitar that can cut through anything
Former archeologist
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11.John Monroe AKA Weasel:
Former College professor
A humanoid mustelid with super strength and deadly set of claws.
Serial killer
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12.Jervis Tetch AKA Mad Hatter:
Professional Hypnotist
Anarchist
Looks for his Alice
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13.Mitchell Mayo AKA Condiment King:
Master with sauces
He has an actual Sauce gun! "
William Butcher closed the case: "they are all some useless Cunts but are you fucking with me ?! Condiment king ?! How the fuck can he help us ?!"
Waller smiled bitterly : "The squad needed a condiment! You were the one who wanted to take revenge on Superman, now make your decision fast."
"Fuck The Justice League, I'm in,"said William Butcher while Touching his beard.