You were eating your breakfast on morning when you spotted the ad in the employment section of the classifieds:
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Wanted: Superheroes
The Justice Legion is holding open auditions for aspiring superheroes
this Saturday morning at 9 a.m. All interested parties should bring a
resume, head and body shot, and be ready to give a display of their
powers and/or abilities.
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You nearly stopped eating right there to start getting ready for the auditions. You'd been waiting for a chance like this for a long time...