That morning was like any other. A bunch of drunken assholes staying over at my house. Not that I invited any of them to come over and drink. That would be my obnoxious older brother. I'm Mark and I'm an 18 year old high school senior.

My brother Jake is also 18, but he came about 3 minutes before I did.

Anywho when your parents are gone all the time you pretty much can have parties whenever you want, and that is what Jake does. We fall on two different spectrums, he is the popular one, I am not. My friends are cool, his are assholes, but none are worse than the Queen Bee... Leanne Smith. Body of a goddess and knows it. Always strutting around with her sexy tits and her gorgeous fat ass and ugh.... If only I could revenge fuck her... But that's never going to happen.

"Hey Tinkie Dinkie."

Ugh that obnoxious voice. Yes, that's her name for me, unfortunately, the whole school knows it too. I wish I had the means to shut her up. Today was the last straw!

"Shut up Long Nipples!" I said, I wasn't even sure why I said it... it just sounded like the right thing to say.

"W... What? That isn't even an insult, besides, my nipples are normal thank you very much."

"That's not what I heard. I heard your nipples are an inch long!" I blurted... frustration makes me a pervert okay.

"Totally not an inch long Tinkie Dinkie." She said scoffing as she walked out the door, stumbling home with her hang over.

The party guests from the previous night eventually followed suit.