"This just in, a newly legislated law, The Carnal Accords has been put into effect. The new law allows for all consenting parties 18 and over to engage in incest, adultery, public sex, public nudity and public masturbation if so willing as an extension of the first amendment." The Indian anchorwoman, Pari Petel, announced, her face becoming more scrunched up and her tone becoming that of confusion as she read the teleprompter.

She turned to her co-anchor and breaking script, asked him a question. "Wait, what? Really?" She asked. He nodded. "So...I could masturbate....right now? In front of everyone?" She asked.

He shrugged and asked either the camera operator or someone off-screen, then once they got an answer, Pari started to strip down before sitting on the news desk and spreading her legs then fingering herself as the news cut to ads as normal.

I switched off the TV, not out of disgust, merely to catch my thoughts about this new law. All sex....incest...masturbation in public.......all legal as long as all parties were consenting and 18 or over. It looks like the government's done something right for once.