At 47 years of age and the only thing to show for it was an old, unsuccessful farm left for him by his father Henry Williams led a sad, pathetic life. The only thing bringing him happiness is drinking lager, buying lottery tickets daily and watching TV.

He got angry everytime a successful celebrity came onto the screen, as Henry was an extremely sexist individual he would angrily slam his fist into the side of the couch everytime a successful woman showed herself to him before jacking off to the idea of punishing the stuck up bitch's for thinking their better then him.

He woke up one morning then headed to the shops to buy himself a six-pack of beer and a lottery ticket. When he got home he downed a bottle of beer before heading to the pigs, cows, sheep, horses and chickens to feed them.

After giving the food to the animals he went back to his house to open another bottle and turn on the TV. He quickly fed the dog and cat before sitting in the sofa and watching whatever first appeared on the small screen infront of him.

The first thing that came on was the show Community, as soon as Henry saw Alison Brie's juicy tits fill the screen a vision came into his head of him mercilessly skull fucking little Annie Edison. He then began to once again jack off staring at the screen.

Mid-way through his late night fun, the sound of the phone filled the nearly empty room. "For Fucks Sake!" He yelled as he furiously stood up, pulled up his pants and walked over to the ringing phone.

"What!" He yelled with fury down the black home phone.

"Erm... Hello, I'm Lisa and I am pleased to tell you that you are the winner of this year's big lottery prize!" She says with excitement in her voice.

"I... Is this a fucking prank!" He continues to yell down the phone.

"Erm... No Sir... Please mind your language your live on channel three" she says confused by his response.

Henry's rage suddenly turned to excitement as he swiftly reached for the remote control and turned on channel three to see a beautiful woman with a concerned smile on her face with dead air. He was speechless.

"Congratulations" she says concerned

"How much" Henry asked almost too shocked to speak.

"You are the cash winner of 437.8 Million of tax free cash" she says with a smile spread across her face.

"Thank you" Henry says, excited for the first time in years. His head filled with ideas of what to do with all the money