The department of Inter-dimensional cryptids, kabbals and spells is a secret, international organisation dedicated to the management of magical artifacts and prophesies. The securing containing and protection of them if you will.

The agents of this department are extremely overworked, due to the nature of the job they only get one day off a year. Most agents live (or at least stay) on campus. Because of this, casual sex between coworkers is extremely common. It's a weird and fucked up place to work and once you're in, you're in for life.

CHARACTERS: (note- all characters are bi.. or at least their sexuality don't matter) more may be added later.
JOAN WANG: (24) A fairly standard office worker type. Slim build, gives off the vibe of a librarian who's sick of everyone's shit. Asian, black hair, brown eyes, fair skin, wears thick glasses. (Hired for her degree in history and mythology)
ALEX REDD: (26) British, a total pretty boy, a little egotistical and kind of a twink. blonde hair, blue eyes. extremely sassy, extremely flirty, has fucked or been fucked by most people in the office. Its rumored that the management just keeps him around because hes cute. (Hired due to his service in the royal marines)
BERNICE BROWN: (44) A big black bbw. The boss of the office floor that Alex and Joan work on. Large and in charge, very popular among her workers but can be tough when needed. Imagine Amanda Waller but likable.

JACK SPENCER: jack is a tall, skinny, black dude. Works in HR, constantly stressed due to how many HR violations there are per day. This isn’t helped by his footlong cock and propensity for stress boners.

Alex and Joan's cubicles are right next to each other, so they got to know each other fairly well. (they're the main 2 characters of this story) they're usually sent out on missions together due to their complementary skillsets.

(A note from Zam: Sorry for occasional bad formatting. I write on my phone a lot... I’ll dip in on laptop every now and then to clean up formatting and spelling)