You step through the maze of people. Your unremarkable shoulders bump into theirs as you try to head home after a long day at work. You are a twenty-five years old guy working at a rundown pizza joint. That one of your father's friends owns, Jake Johnson. He is a massive balding bully to everyone but the hot female workers. But his bullying antics always apply to you even when he didn't have time for mistreating you.

Nothing different from earlier in your childhood you thought. He's the new favor of bully in your young adulting life. When you were in your teens, you had no more than three bullies who had come together and organized the days of the week, where one of them could always beat you up.

Two of the guys that bully you went off to new places to discover themselves. But the female bully, who red streaks and blue eyes stay inside of your head rent-free, still lives in your old hometown close to New York City. She was the cruelest one by coming up with disturbing and fuck up things to do to you. You didn't know what she did for a living in your old hometown, but you didn't care enough to find out. The atmosphere around her still gave you goosebumps.

You fumble your way upstairs to your cozy one-room apartment. You walk inside yanking off your pizza joint uniform. You put on a standard black t-shirt with your black slacks. Your regularness on full display as you hops onto your couch/bed.

You began to flip on your small television, but a loud noise opposite you. Made your heart pumping wildly. You turn around, handclasp to your chest, to see two minuscule creatures with green and pink hair screaming something.

You try to make out their unison yelling. "WE ARE YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS." Fireworks went off with a big sign with the Fairy Oddparents wordage behind them.

A neighbor next door said. "Turn down that racket before I come over and beat yo ass."

Unable to stagger forward, you stood there silently. The pink hair tiny humanoid creature said. "No need to worry. We are here to make all your wishes come true. I'm Wanda." She points at the green hair creature. "This is my husband, Cosmo, of too many years to count. We are fairies." She waves a golden wand with a star above the black handle piece in the air.

You said. "I finally lost my shit."

The green-haired guy flew around your room. His grubby little hands touching all of your possessions. He accidentally knocks over your small tv. "Oops."

You shake your head in disbelief. "I knew all of those beatings I took, would do me in." You place your hand up to your sweaty forehead.

Wanda waved her wand towards you. Your hand being restrained back by an unknown force. Your eyes quickly shooting back and forth between the two fairies. You still didn't believe that they are what they said that they are. You look Wanda in her eyes wanting this mirage to be over with.

Wanda, almost reading your mind, while Cosmo bounces off of your walls. "We are who we say we are. Just wish for something and I will prove it."

You breathe deeply. "I wish for a new mega flat screen 4k tv." You said with a little contempt in your voice.

Immediately Wanda waves her wand. A large TV sprouts across your walls. Your eyes widen in shock. Below the dark screen was the Mega symbol.

What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck. This can't be happening. This can't be happening. This can't be happening. you thought inside your head. You knew if this were real. Anything could be possible. Getting back at your bullies, stealing money, and fucking many hot celebrities came to your mind first. Then stopping global warming, ending hunger, and world peace rush through your think tank.