So the world ended. Everyone died well nearly everyone i'd say about 80% of the population at a rough estimate. So what ended the world was it climate change or was it because of an orange hairpiece and a walking talking inferiority complex throwing bombs at each other. Nope it was fucking zombies specifically fucking Canadian zombies. Yeah I thought the person who told me was bullshitting me too but no it was actually Canada. Those sneaky maple syrup loving bastards doomed us all. Well, at least I can take solace in the fact that they were the first ones to fall followed shortly by most of America and a large part of the civilised world. Apparently some fucking mistake of evolution left a bottle of maple syrup out for two years and then decided it would be a good idea to drink it. Needless to say shit hit the fan. Oh and a quick side note dear Sir or Madam I hope you burn in hell forever fuck you and your maple syrup. The newly dubbed wasteland formally known as who gives a shit is full of rapists, murderers, raiders and basically a lot of jackasses. You will choose from the list of wasteland survivors and travel around doing whatever the fuck you want. Oh and one last piece of probably important information the diseases spread by fucking a zombie I'm not kidding. Good luck you'll need it.