I am John Doe, generally your average straight guy except I haven't been able to keep a steady girlfriend. I'm fairly handsome with a nice sharp jawline, my Pale Caucasian skin, Blond hair, and Blue eyes all suit me handsomely as well Instead they all break up with me saying that I am just the worst fuck they've ever had. I'd be inclined to laugh them off except that it's been every single one, even the one night stands. All I've dreamed about is having a loving family but that obviously isn't going to happen at this rate. They say those who indulge in too much sex go to hell right? So maybe if I were to reach out they'd give me some tips right?

SUCCESS! After a couple of months research, studying ancient satanic texts, don't ask how I got them, and the coming and going of my birthday to be of age, I have managed to properly create a portal to hell... a small one, well secured, so that only voices can carry, no bigger then the tip of a finger, not that I'm sticking mine in. I hear screaming and whispers of evil but that is to be expected... It is a gate to hell we are talking about here. I call into the portal "I wish to be a better lover, is there anyone on the other side willing to give advise?" A loud deep base voice speaks back "I can do you one better, I can grant your wish... for a price." "What is this price Demon of hell" He laughs and I could almost swear the world shook when he did "Nothing much just a small favor and I'd even give you a few gifts to get the job done. All you must do is swear to me, in my name, that you'll do it and those gifts will be yours." sounds almost too good to be true "what is your name then?" He chuckles giving me an unsettled feeling "My name is Satan, mortal one" I swear I can see him grin though the portal is too small for that.

I pause a moment and consider that I am speaking to THE Devil himself. However it is only a small favor and he isn't asking for my soul, I'll also get better at sex and receive other gifts. It sound like a win-win. "Very well, I swear to you Satan, the ruler and king of hell that I shall complete your small favor in return for you gifts." He laughs again and this time I'm certain the world does shake "My what an eager little one you are. You've got spunk and I like that." Suddenly the portal quivers and stretches until a large red figure with his hind quarters covered in curly coal black hair shaped like a goat's and end in cloven hooves however this is not what caught my attention. It's the massive third hairless leg hanging between the two. It's longer then my forearm and as thick as a mason jar... flaccid. After I break my attention away from his swinging weapon, I see his exceptionally handsome features with again coal black hair and his smoldering fire orange-red eyes, that make you feel so hot almost like you're burning. He is impressively large, muscular with such a dusting of hair that makes him feel completely and utterly masculine.

He faster than lightning reaches up to my face, bends in and kisses me in a full French kiss. His tongue feels slimey but tastes like hot cocoa. He is pressing all around my mouth with his tongue, hitting all the sweet spots I never even knew were there and I'm feeling so hot and bothered but I can feel all of it, I am learning truly that this is what the most passionate and loving kiss feels like. I know how to do this and I can make any man love me with just this kiss... wait man? It doesn't matter he has broken the kiss and I want more of him. He hugs me close to his chest and whispers into my ear. "Now you have received my gifts. The favor I'm asking of you is every man you know, love and that you ever meet, turn them gay, show them your new found gift for sex and show them that sex with men will never compare to sex with a woman ever. They simply won't be able to refuse you." You have received such valuable gifts from him and what he is asking you do seems so very simple but are you confidant you can perform to his expectations?