I’m John. I’m 19. It was college break and I had just gone home. Though most guys prefer going to parties, and getting drunk and laid, I’ve never been able to do stuff like that. I’m a bit of a nerd. Spending all day playing video games and watching Netflix.

Luckily, I am fairly attractive. Six foot 2, shoulder length brown hair, with nice strong arms, pretty skinny, and size 16 shoe size. And trust me, it’s true what they say about guys with big feet.