You are the owner of a mid-sized off wall street investment firm. At just 26 years old, you've worked your way up through the ranks of the big investment banks in stunning time and found yourself craving a new challenge.

About three months ago you set out on your own; you even managed to convince several of the top minds at your previous firm to join you with promises of greener pastures and fatter commissions. You have not disappointed, and now, even before you've gotten settled in your new office, the business has done so well that you already need to make new hires.

Hiring a broker is an arduous, stressful process requiring multiple interviews and detailed background checks. You can't just take anyone with a finance degree; you have to get the best and the brightest, people, not just with a preternatural grasp of investment, but with the charisma and ambition to get things done.

Luckily, you aren't hiring a broker today; you're hiring a personal assistant, and the only requirement for that position is a pulse and a distinct lack of dignity. You need someone to attend to minor office tacks and not so minor personal matters, specifically your insatiable sex drive. Your dedication to your work with long hours at the office has always set you apart (and in a business filled with ambitious people that's quite an accomplishment) but it has left you little time for a social life. The true secret to your success over the years has been a sublimely efficient schedule of boning. You fucked your TA's and study buddies during college, you fucked your professors in graduate school, and you fucked your coworkers at every job you've ever had.

Unfortunately, your broker employees are off limits. You know it's a terrible idea to fuck someone you can't afford to fire. Your inconsistent satisfaction for the past past three months has been a horrible strain on your wallet and your sanity, prostitutes are unreliable and expensive.

These interviews are incredibly important as denying someone employment for refusing to fuck you is definitely a crime. One complaint isn't going to amount to much, but if they start piling up you could find your life's work going up in smoke. You must take care to observe your perspective employees and only pursue one if you think you can get away with it. Take care with your seduction as one false move could have you in a lot of hot water.