Hello, welcome to the key room of the Key Hotel. Introductions are not needed. All you need to know is I am the host. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to find me. I will be happy to help you in almost any way you need. Keep in mind we have rules. Rule one eveyone here is over 18 and human. Except my aliens.... they're out of this world. Rule two no killing. If that gets you randy then walk out the door now. Rule three I am here for the imformation not your pleasure. I limit to your touch... not your fantasies. Rule four isn't really a rule. I will be coming in to check on the products. Now to determine your gender.