On that unfortunate/fortunate Tuesday, John Smith, a junior in college, had just woken up, completely and utterly unaware of the new world order developing outside his walls. Rolling over to his nightstand, John picked up their phone and saw a text from their friend.

Friend: Hey man you gotta read this

Friend: [LINK]

"Huh, what's all this about then." John wondered to themselves, clicking the URL.

BREAKING: The Unstoppable Virus! Will Our Lives Be Forever Changed?

A Latex virus is violently spreading, at an unstoppable rate across the world! Rioting has erupted in America, as the Government issued a failed plea for calm as so-called experts carry out experiments on those infected.

The virus is (not) yet fatal if caught, victims report a craving for latex clothing with some feeling sick if they are not wearing the sexy clothing constantly. Many people have disappeared, even some of our favourite celebs, since the outbreak, something we at The Daily Star believe to be victims going into hiding in shame.

What do you think, Real or Hoax? Tell us below:

"This can't be real." John said, texting Friend back.

John: Friend this has to be a fake

Friend: its not i swear

Friend: look heres another one [LINK]

Latex-Based Disease Continues Its Spread

A Latex-based virus - whereby the victim is permanently compelled to wear only Latex &/or Leather clothing - has begun spreading among many people and no one can stop the spread. Both Government Ministers and Scientific Experts advise that the public limits their contact with others, at least until more research can be carried out.

The Times reports, exclusively, that Director, Writer & famed MCU Actress Scarlett Johansson has not been seen by friends or family since the Virus mysteriously emerged last Friday. Various other stations have reported that different Celebrities, and members of the public, are missing but this is not something we at The Times can confirm, nor blame the Virus for, at this time.

More to Come as This Story Develops

Friend: see crazy right??

John: ok maybe your right

Friend: thank you!

Friend: anyway ive got work ttyl

John: see ya later