Frank Albert, the man with two first names, stared at his lottery ticket with disbelief. Naturally he was overjoyed, but part of him was also disappointed he didn’t win the money earlier. $700 million dollars. He could have used that when he was a young man, but he was still a virile 70 year old man and had some time to spend it well. There were lots of things he’d like to do, and now was finally his chance. There was a list of vacations to run through.

One week later, he’s on the news having pictures taken of him holding giant checks and standing around while lottery officials made speeches. An idea struck him while at one of these unnecessary press meetings, one that would fundamentally change the way he expressed his perverted desires. For the better, as far as his own life went. It happened when a short, cute female reporter came over with a large check for them to hold together. He slipped his hand around her waist and smiled for the camera, barely able to contain one of his perverted urges and he slipped his hand just a bit lower till his palm was lightly touching her ass. She squirmed a bit but didn’t pull away as the camera’s flashed, and when it was over he played up just how bent out of shape his back was. She actually apologized to him!

“So, what are you going to do with the money Mr Albert?” She asked as the camera crews were packing up, fluttering her eyelashes enough for him to notice.

“I’m not sure, but I’m sure I’ll be able to think of something,” He remarked absently, stroking his chin and watching a little interns ass sway in tight jeans as she tried to lift some filming gear.

And indeed he had.