One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to fuck them,

One Ring to breed them all and the spawns will be born.

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful world called Prime Earth. This was a world of peace and harmony. It was controlled by three races who could use magic. Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Dwarfs, strong bodies, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And Human, the weakest among the three, having shortest life but were gifted with boundless imagination.

Then one day, Baron appeared.

No one knew where he came from. In later periods, many historians claimed he was an evil born from chaos and darkness, while others said he was an invader from a different dimension. But no matter whoever he was, he has successfully convinced leaders of three races that their race was dying, and only he had the solution. He forged powerful rings and gave to the leaders, promised that the rings could make their race fruitful again.

But this was the part no one knew at that time. In the land of Choya, in the fires of Mount Lust, Baron forged in secret a master ring, to control all others. And into this Ring, he poured his lust, his desire and his will to dominate all life.

"One Ring to rule them all."

One by one, free lands in Prime Earth fell to the power of the Ring. Males became mindless monsters, while females became breeding slaves. But in the darkest hour, a last alliance of Men, Dwarfs and Elves marched against the armies of Choya and on the slopes of Mount Lust they fought for the freedom of Prime Earth. But when Baron himself came to the battlefield, no one could stand against him.

It was in this moment when all hope had faded, a prince named Isilda, in a lucky moment, cut the One Ring from Baron's finger. Baron's physical body was destroyed. With nearly all of his power stored in the ring, he was vanquished when it was cut from his finger. Without their leader's dark will driving them on, Baron's armies were routed and fled.

Baron, the enemy of the free-peoples of Prime Earth was defeated. The Ring passed to Isilda, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever.

But the hearts of men were easily corrupted. And the Ring of Power had a will of its own. It ensnared Isilda's mind, whispered in his ears that it would make him the alpha male for all women. Bewitched by the One Ring, he decided to keep it. When the first opportunity came, it betrayed Isilda to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost.

History became legend, legend became myth and for two and a half thousand years, the Ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when the chance came, it found a new bearer...