They like to call you an "exorcist" but you're more than that! You don't only deal with ghosts, demons, and evil spirits! There's also thefts, "murders" , ninjas, etc.! You have a much larger scope than other people actually think you have, you'll solve anyone's problem (as long as there are cute girls involved) because you are...
THE PROBLEM SOLVER
- handsome
- wealthy
-fit
-and "skilled" !
But how did a mysterious man like you get all this? Well it's quite simple really.
Back when you were very young, around 18, you had been out of a party, drinking your heart away and stumbling into a very deadly forest!
As you were pissing on the deformed trees you notices a bright meteorite fall from the sky! Out of curiosity and severe drunkness, you went near the meteorite to find a large metallic orb!
Thinking it would be funny, you began pissing on it, only for a large current of energy to surge through your pee stream, shocking your whole body!
When you woke up you found yourself slightly taller, stronger, faster, smarter, and generally better looking! But that wasn't the only thing which was enhanced, when you looked down you saw that you had a massive schlong! Surging with energy and girth... but we won't talk about i more because you're pretty hetero.
Anyway after that you travelled the world, beating records, hunting bounties, racing, sleeping with models and getting richer and richer!
It wasn't until you were 23 that you realized that your powers had much more to them than you thought, you were once again blackout drunk, crashing your car into a field of corn and pissing on a fence when a huge alien UFO abducted you. Inside the craft were two aliens, oddly humanoid with blue skin, tall skinny statures, pitch black pupils and antennaes but you weren't minding that, you weren't minding that, or the fact that an Alien species decided to evolve like humans.no. you were looking at two pairs of huge beach balls beating against your face as they prodded your body.
It was then that you felt a mass surge of energy across your body, your schlong becoming erect and shaking.
The aliens were surprised as the cock started zapping them somehow, making them become sweatier and somehow more... different, in an effort to stop this madness they strapped themselves tightly into their chairs, trying to control themselves. In the meantime, you had broken free from your binds.
The aliens shocked that a mere human could be so godly had caused them to drop their jaws in awe!
Well... let's just say you left very tired after one week!
And that's your origin No more, no less. And now it's time to start what problem shall you solve today?! Is a girl possesed by an evil spirit, is an army of vampires besiegin your town? Is the robot revolution starting?
NEVER FEAR
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FOR THE PROBLEM SOLVER IS HERE!
Art by :Blue Strike Bomber