You would not be surprised if I told you that some of the most powerful and detailed public relations firms in the world are located in Hollywood, USA.

These firms pride themselves on being the absolute best of the best. They need to anticipate every potential rumor and revelation about their clients. They need to know truth from fiction.

In order to do this successfully they keep detailed files on their customers, some of the most famous people in the world. These files are compiled through research, interviews, and sometimes even covert investigations into their own clients. And frequently the clients themselves offer explicit information, knowing it's best for the professionals to know what's out there.

The files hold any number of details about the secret lives of celebrities: financial secrets, legal secrets, and most importantly (for our interests), sexual secrets.

These are some of the most securely guarded files on the planet. And yet, all one needs is to be friends with a disgruntled employee who has access and, for a little payment now and then, doesn't mind sharing things he shouldn't share.

The files, when taken together, paint a picture of people so rich, famous, and beautiful, that they encounter no impediments to fulfilling their every desire, who engage in whatever perversion they want, whenever they want.

Now, for the first time, you can read the details of those perversions. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: The details and stories presented here are for entertainment only. They are 100% made up. And even if they weren't 100% made up (which they are) it would certainly benefit me to say they were.

I hope you enjoy. Please know that your likes tell me which celebrity files to prioritize. And if you have any requests of celebs who aren't yet featured, leave me a comment and I'd be happy to scour the files and see if they have any entries.