Charles Dunlap, or Charlie, was your typical science nerd. He loved Star Wars, chemistry, and learning new things. He want the most popular guy in school, especially with girls.

He lives with his parents, both scientists themselves. His father was a world renowned archaeologist, and his mother was a famous chemist. His love for science were from his parents.

The seventeen year old was starting his last year of school, and his birthday was tomorrow. His parents had gotten him something special, they said.

“Charlie, we want to tell you that we are so proud of you. Tomorrow, you are officially an adult, and we wanted to give you something special.” His father told him.

He handed Charlie a book. It was a journal of sorts. _This _was his special gift? A book.

“That was your grandmother’s chemical journal. She wrote many equations of chemical combinations. She gave it to me to finish, but I became an archaeologist, so I wanted to give this to you, future Chemical Engineer.”

Charlie opened the journal, and saw many combinations of chemical equations.

“Wow, so cool!” Charlie said in excitement.

“Now, your grandmother had kind of a streak with these, so don’t do anything crazy, ok?” His dad asked.

“Got it.” Charlie ran to his room.

“He’s gonna have fun with those.” His mom said.

“Just hope he doesn’t get crazy with some of those.”

In his room, Charlie was looking over the many equations. His grandmother had the mind of Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking. These were incredible!

“Wait. There’s a note here.” He went to the page where the note was, and found his reaction surprising.

‘To who may read, my name is Professor Marylin Dunlap. For the past few months, I’ve been working on new formulas for fertility, but the results varied. Over 200 tests of the new chemical were unfounded on. These ar stud results of the tests: men injected with the chemical I call Fertile Grounds have an increase in virility and sperm dispense, resulting in a 1-in-50 chance of getting a girl pregnant. The other chemical I call Mary’s Beginning, when injected in women, will have an increase of egg production and an exceeded number of hormones, resulting in a pregnancy that is decreased from nine months to 6-7, depending on age.’

“Whoa. Grandma, what were you into?” Charlie asked. Then found another note.

‘There were side effects on the drugs, though. When men were injected with Fertile Grounds, the side effects were penis length and testicle enlargement. Men with 4-6 inch penises, when indicted, will have a penis length of 8-10 inches, and testicle size of 3-5 inches. Women, when injected with Mary’s Beginning, had increase breast size. Women with B-C cup breasted had an increase to E-F cups. Also, due to the nature of the drug, women will also prematurely lactate. Also, women will develop wide hips, and a big butt. However, sex drive levels were off the charts, and many of the test subjects had to be restrained and had to be tranquilizer for comforting. I’m afraid that these new drugs are a danger to people, so I’m sealing off the entirety of my research, and hope someone can make flit better than me.’

Charlie had a thought. ‘Grandma created two dangerous sex drugs? Awesome!’

“What should I do now?” He thought.