This is a story in which you play as an adventurer who thinks nothing of taking advantage of helpless maidens, molesting monsters and general debauchery.

I highly recommend turning on the score as there as decisions and items down the line which require score to be active. To do this, go to the red tab on the left hand side of the page and hit 'start game'. This is also where you will find items that you have collected, lists of followers or status effects.

This story is purely for entertainment and does not represent me or my world views in anyway, all characters are over the legal age of consent- not that that happens all too often- and no goblins were were harmed in the making of this story. Artwork in the thumbnail is by the artist Calm.

You awake in a muddy street in a small town. Town folk hasten by in their daily routine. Your hand automatically falls to the sword at your hip. An adventurer by trade, you drift town to town and take money-upfront jobs and unwilling maidens as you find them.

The pay's okay and the tasks are usually dirty but you don't mind a bit of dirt do you? You did just wake up in a muddy ditch after all.