You walk down the hall of the hotel and spot room number 6, the door ajar. You walk in and sit on the bed, but something isn't right. On the floor in front of you is an open bag with clothes piling out and the bed covers are all messed up, you realise that this is obviously not your room. You look down at your key, and realise your mistake turning the key around, turning the 6 into a 9. You go to leave but notice a pair of black lace panties lying on the floor, theres so little fabric you could hardly even call them panties at all, maybe you'll just have a little look around first. You look around and your mouth drops as you spot a long pink double ended dildo lying on the bed, who is this mystery woman. You look on the bedside table for some clues and spot some plane tickets, finally some answers. Your jaw drops even lower then before, 'it can't be, its impossible' you think as you read the name stencilled on the tickets:

BILLIE EILISH

Then all of a sudden you hear the door push open.