"Here, son, take this! It's a Time Travel Transformation Hypnosis Gun. With the blue Button, you can travel anywhere you want in time and space. The green Button lets you transform anybody in anything or anyone, and with the red button, you can order them to do whatever you want."

"What?"

"It's time for me to pass the torch and go to space to fuck the amazon alien bimbos all day!"

"Uh?"

"Don't worry, you got this, son!"

And then, he vanished forever.

So, this is how I got the damn thing and in retrospective, it would have been the best to pull an Obi Wan and bury the weapon in the dessert. But be honest, would you?

This is the story of a humble nobody, who suddenly got powers he could not possibly understand. To be clear, after all what has happened, I still don't get it. Most of it makes no sense! But if I learned anything, then, that sometimes you just have to roll with it.

So sit back, pull your dicks out or prepare the dildo because this is about to get juicy. Juicy and very weird.

Note for Authors: This story is public. You can contribute as much as you want and write whatever you wish (as long as you respect the rules of the website). First perspective is good, I guess, but in the end, you are the artist.

About what to write: Don't worry. Time travel makes no sense anyway, and we don't need to worry about consequences. Just go around and fuck some people, and don't think too deeply about it.

Have fun. Life is short!