To say that Ted was average was a bit of understatement. He was like-able enough, a good personality but he tended to blend in with his non-exceptional looks, and slightly pudgy, though not overweight body. He was roughly 6 foot tall, 190 lbs, with green eyes and light brown short hair.

He was shy in almost all social situations and hated being the center of attention. He was 20 but had decided to attend a community college to save money and still lived with his mom, who had always been overprotective and babied him. He was wholly heterosexual but his mother had engaged him in ballet at a young age and insisted he continue as long as he lived in her home. He did this on the weekends a few hours from home so his few friends wouldn't know.

Ted had a few secrets he never wanted anyone to know. First, he had a smaller than average penis. Flaccid it was barely an inch long and hard it was only around 5 inches. Second, he was a virgin. Third he masturbated 2-3 times per day particularly to voyeuristic porn and the occasional spy shot he took himself.

He knew that if anyone ever found out about any of these things that he would be mortified beyond reason.

Ted's life would soon come undone.