You wake up in the morning in your apartment, you pay the extra cost because you value your privacy for obvious reasons.

Take a shower you take your time, there is no rush this day you only have one class so you can take you time, this is really uncommon situation and you want to enjoy it so take a long hot shower, you get out of the bathroom, put your t-shirt but before you put underwear you check in your sock drawer, searching for your dick.

this has became an humiliating routine for you, after six months in college, every day you put the rubber purple fake junk over your willy to cover your shame, you arrive your place, take it off and put it in the drawer, well i guess this is my life, you say to yourself after the first time you put it on you.

After some seconds you can't found it, where the fuck is it? - asks yourself.

You check in your bedroom is nowhere, WTF... check the dirty laundry maybe last night you take it with... oh god no... please god no.

You run to pick up your phone angry as fuck, after some seconds a voice answers you.

Good morning - you hear a cheerful voice at the other ending of the line.

Is not Fucking Funny Dakota bring it back.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - she laughs... loudly.

Bring it back i need it.

If you need it so much i'm sure you can use your fingers for this time - she replied.

¡Not for that!

HAHAHA - well right now i can't go to your place, i'm going to my calculus class, but if you want to come and pick it up, i guess i can give you prosthetic.

Oh god why do you this to me?

A good laugh also i never like the misleading advertising, i think is wrong.

Fine, also is not a prosthetic - you replied.

What is then? - she asks you.

Is an extension.

what is the difference? - she asks you joyfully.

An extension is to increase the length and the thickness.

And a prosthetic?

A prosthetic is a replacement in case you don't have one - you answer frustrated.

You hear a laugh at the other end of the line and she apologizes for the confusion then she hangs up.

You finish dressing and stuff a sock in your underwear, it don't look the same but maybe no one notices it, you go out to the calculus class of Dakota, to recover your prost... eh your extension.