The bell rings and soon followed a sea of bodies all in close contact as they try to squeez through a set of double doors. All but one person at least... This person is Noah. Noah is a nerd. although he's six foot, he has no other attractive qualities about him. He has black hair and brown eyes and a face that has potential to be attractive but isn't. He usually wears trendy clothes not because he wants to be popular but he just likes the way it looks on him. He's 20 years old studying economics in university but when his lecture finishes, he goes home and plays games all day, when he's not doing that, he's playing with himself.
In todays age, he is classed as above average when it comes to dick size but he makes no use of it. Although he slept with only two people, other people his age have body counts of 20+ so he is the outcast that tries to blend in to the crowd through deception and lies but more often then not, he is walking with someone whether it be a friend or an acquaintance so maybe nerd is the wrong title for him... he's more of a popular unpopular person so his life is pretty boring.
"Ah fuck" he mumbles as he realised he need to go buy a new tv after his old one broke. As he turns around and gets on a bus into the city centre, he makes his way to the tv store but soon realises he doesn't have enough money for a new high tech tv. That is until he sees a sign that reads "TV for sale! just £5!".
'Too good to be true' he though as he makes his way into the shop only to be caught by surprise as the tv is actually £5.
"You there! I can tell you're in need of a tv..." says a strange looking man as he sees Noah enter. "I'm gonna skip all the chit chat and get to the point. I'm selling this TV for £5 and £5 only. No additional bullshit cost. What do you say?" he continues before leaving noah a deal that sounds fishy.
Before he knew it, Noah enters his apartment carrying a large cardboard box before opening it to see the TV he just bought for £5. He quickly sets it up expecting some kind of issue but is surprised as it turns on properly. He then reaches back into the box and pulls out a strangely shaped remote and changing the channel to a simpsons episode. The episode is running just fine with no faults or issues. Infact, it is actually a fully working TV.
Assuming that the remote must be broken for the price to be this low, he presses each button one by one and they all work just fine so he thinks nothing else of it and places the remote on the coffee table and enjoys his episode of the simpsons.
Soon enough, he is distracted by someone knocking on his door so he makes his way to his entrance and opens it to see a scrawny teenager holding a box of pizza which he ordered before he came home. "Thanks" he says as he takes the box off the teenagers hands and makes his way back to the sofa. He places the box on the table but that ends up pushing the remote on the floor.
"shit" he whispers before reaching over to pick it up. This is when Noah sees something on the back of the remote. He looks at it more carefully as he picks it up and sees that it is a button labled 'ENTER' being naturally curious, he aims the remote at the tv and presses it. He wasn't ready for what was about to happen next...