“Welcome everybody to this new episode of The wheel of fortune. Today another beautiful lady is trying to win the grand price of €1.000.000. Of course whilst the game, she may loose some or maybe all of her clothes. Let’s introduce the first lady of tonights show.”

*applause*

The first competitor of today’s show walks into the studio. “Good evening miss, what is your name? How old are you? What do you do for a living?”